CORNY JOKES!
What do you call it when a chicken is staring at your lettuce? ........ A chicken sees your salad!!!
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What do you call someone who tells Dad Jokes but who's not a Dad?
....... a Faux Pa .. !!!
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I bought my shoes from a drug dealer ... ... I'm pretty sure they are laced with something! ... (wait for it) ... ... I've been tripping all week!!! ************************************************************* The tallest building in my home town has 99 stories ... ... Some people say that it is actually 100 stories, but ... ... That's another story!!! ************************************************************* Did you hear about the cannibal who came home late for dinner? ... ... He got the cold shoulder!!!
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