I can't afford THERAPY, what should I do?
Should I go to GRADUATE SCHOOL?
Where can I get discount tickets for BROADWAY shows?
What kinds of HEALTH INSURANCE can I get?
How do I stay SAFE in NYC?
How do I find an APARTMENT in NYC?
Should I move to LOS ANGELES or NEW YORK CITY?
I have no INSURANCE. what should I do if I get SICK?
What does THERAPY have to do with my acting?
How do I find a "DAY JOB"?
How much should I TIP?
Is New York City SAFE?
Help me with my FINANCIAL priorities?
I have a NATURAL TALENT, do I have to study?
Can I ride a BIKE in NYC?
Should I own a CAR in New York city?
I already know all I need to know - I'm gonna be a STAR!
Where are free Health Clinics?
How can I GET "DISCOVERED"?
What are the benefits of seeing a THERAPIST?
If I want to focus on TELEVISION, can I do that in NEW YORK CITY?
Where do I buy GROCERIES?
Should I join a GYM?
Do I need a roommate?
ACT I - GETTING HERE
ACT II - GETTING STARTED
ACT III - GETTING AHEAD

CORNY JOKES!

What do you call it when a chicken is staring at your lettuce?

........ A chicken sees your salad!!!

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What do you call someone who tells Dad Jokes but who's not a Dad?

....... a Faux Pa .. !!!

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I bought my shoes from a drug dealer ...

... I'm pretty sure they are laced with something!

... (wait for it) ...

... I've been tripping all week!!!

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The tallest building in my home town has 99 stories ...

... Some people say that it is actually 100 stories, but ...

... That's another story!!!

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Did you hear about the cannibal who came home late for dinner? ...

... He got the cold shoulder!!!








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