Here's the solution to all the controversy over full-body scanners at the airports: Have a booth that you can step into that will NOT x-ray you, but will detonate any explosive device you may have on your body. It would be a win-win for everybody. There would be none of this crap about racial profiling and this method would eliminate a long and expensive trial. Justice would be quick and swift.
This is so simple that it's brilliant. I can see it now, you're in the airport terminal and you hear a muffled explosion. Shortly thereafter, an announcement comes over the PA system.
"Attention standby passengers. We now have a seat available on flight 4774 ... Paging maintenance. Shop Vac needed in booth number 4."
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