I can't afford THERAPY, what should I do?
Should I go to GRADUATE SCHOOL?
Where can I get discount tickets for BROADWAY shows?
What kinds of HEALTH INSURANCE can I get?
How do I stay SAFE in NYC?
How do I find an APARTMENT in NYC?
Should I move to LOS ANGELES or NEW YORK CITY?
I have no INSURANCE. what should I do if I get SICK?
What does THERAPY have to do with my acting?
How do I find a "DAY JOB"?
How much should I TIP?
Is New York City SAFE?
Help me with my FINANCIAL priorities?
I have a NATURAL TALENT, do I have to study?
Can I ride a BIKE in NYC?
Should I own a CAR in New York city?
I already know all I need to know - I'm gonna be a STAR!
Where are free Health Clinics?
How can I GET "DISCOVERED"?
What are the benefits of seeing a THERAPIST?
If I want to focus on TELEVISION, can I do that in NEW YORK CITY?
Where do I buy GROCERIES?
Should I join a GYM?
Do I need a roommate?
ACT I - GETTING HERE
ACT II - GETTING STARTED
ACT III - GETTING AHEAD

THE STOWAWAY

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A beautiful young New York woman was so depressed that she decided to end her life by throwing herself into the ocean.She walked to the edge of a pier on the river and prepared to throw herself into the water.

Just before she could throw herself from the dock, a handsome young man stopped her.

"Don't jump! You have so much to live for!" said the man. "Look, I'm a sailor, and we're off to Europe tomorrow. I can steal you away on my ship. I will take care of you, bring you food everyday, and keep you happy."

With nothing to lose, combined with the fact she always wanted to go to Europe, the woman accepted.

That night, the sailor brought her on board the ship and hid her in a lifeboat. From then on, every night he would bring her 3 sandwiches, and then make love to her until dawn.

Three weeks later, she was discovered by the captain during a routine inspection.

"What are you doing here?" asked the captain. She replied,
"I have an arrangement with one of the sailors on this ship. He brings food, and I get a free trip to Europe."

"I see," said the captain.

"Plus," she added, "he's screwing me."

"He certainly is," replied the Captain. "This is the Staten Island Ferry."







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