I can't afford THERAPY, what should I do?
Should I go to GRADUATE SCHOOL?
Where can I get discount tickets for BROADWAY shows?
What kinds of HEALTH INSURANCE can I get?
How do I stay SAFE in NYC?
How do I find an APARTMENT in NYC?
Should I move to LOS ANGELES or NEW YORK CITY?
I have no INSURANCE. what should I do if I get SICK?
What does THERAPY have to do with my acting?
How do I find a "DAY JOB"?
How much should I TIP?
Is New York City SAFE?
Help me with my FINANCIAL priorities?
I have a NATURAL TALENT, do I have to study?
Can I ride a BIKE in NYC?
Should I own a CAR in New York city?
I already know all I need to know - I'm gonna be a STAR!
Where are free Health Clinics?
How can I GET "DISCOVERED"?
What are the benefits of seeing a THERAPIST?
If I want to focus on TELEVISION, can I do that in NEW YORK CITY?
Where do I buy GROCERIES?
Should I join a GYM?
Do I need a roommate?
ACT I - GETTING HERE
ACT II - GETTING STARTED
ACT III - GETTING AHEAD

A POLICE OFFICER DELIVERS BAD NEWS

A man is sitting at home and a police officer knocks on his door. The officer asks him if he is married, and the man replies:

"Yes, I am."

The officer then asks him if he has a recent photo of his wife.

"Sure", the man says, "hold on a second."

The man retrieves a photograph from the bedroom, and hands it to the officer, who looks at it for a long while.

Finally, in a sad voice, the officer delivers the bad news:

"I am sorry to report this, sir, but it looks like your wife has been hit by a train."

The man replies:

"Yes, I know, but she has a great personality and is an excellent cook."








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