A POLICE OFFICER DELIVERS BAD NEWS
A man is sitting at home and a police officer knocks on his door. The officer asks him if he is married, and the man replies: "Yes, I am." The officer then asks him if he has a recent photo of his wife. "Sure", the man says, "hold on a second." The man retrieves a photograph from the bedroom, and hands it to the officer, who looks at it for a long while. Finally, in a sad voice, the officer delivers the bad news: "I am sorry to report this, sir, but it looks like your wife has been hit by a train." The man replies: "Yes, I know, but she has a great personality and is an excellent cook."
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